Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Steeheader's phrase association
Overheard at Rusty's fly shoppe and emporium.
Q:$300 dollar spey rod? A: Not as good as a $800 dollar spey rod.
Q:$800 dollar spey rod? A: What every one at the hatchery hole uses.
Q:spey reel? A: doubles for black marlin fishing.
Q: Drag? A: when I have to cast in front of people... that I know.
Q: click pawl reel? A: I need one and I don't know why, I just do okay!
Q: spey cast? A: can I buy that at the shop too?
Q: favorite casting method? A: roll cast
Q: Double spey? A: if there is a rod that cost's twice as much Im pretty sure I need it.
Q: snap T? A: I snagged my face.
Q: grain weight? A: my beer gut after spending all winter at the bar talking about spey casting and winter steel head fishing
Q: Scandinavian style? A: talking dirty in a swedish accent.
Q: Skagit style? A: fishing while wearing a Nascar hat, Slayer cut off T-shirt, and drinking Old Milwaukee.
Q: price tag? A: guide to quality.
Q: Steelhead? A: trendy
Q: functionally extinct? A: steelhead
Q: overpopulation? A: steelhead fishermen
Q: swinging? A: not just for pervs in the 70's anymore
Q: nymphing? A: someone said its bad, they were wearing a patagonia jacket, so I effing believe them.
Q: indicator? A: thats a bobber! bobbers are the devil! im not sure why though.
Q: backing knot? A: haven't seen it since I tied it a couple years ago.
Q: Latin name for steelhead? A: Oncorhynchus Mykiss
Q: Latin name for a spey-tard in the presence of a real steelheader?
A: Mykiss Uranus
Posted by bad fish at 2:15 PM